When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing
“Sometimes, reaching out and taking someone’s hand is the beginning of a journey. At other times, it is allowing another to take yours.”
The american sex education system.
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton
*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*
i put a pedometer on my wrist and just learned that i jerk off for about 10 miles a day.
oh my god
That teacher just went from “I’m fired” to “I’m fucking killing myself”
Get that bitch an Oscar.