names are so weird it’s like what noise should i make to get your attention
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
there are 4 stages in a relationship:
- i love u
- i love you
- i lvoe u